to go to school I cross 2 rivers, 1 lake, a pond, 1 mountain, and 2 hills then I raise my hand but no one calls on me I ask a question and no one answers me Why oh why do I have the life of a Ghost Mazzi Maycotte, 10Austin, TX
January 2020
The Illusory Life of Mr. Brite
Characters MR. BRITE Downtrodden man wearing a black suit stuffed with pads to give the appearance that something is encasing his entire body except his head, which is left bare. Should be at least 50 years old. Should be slumped weakly in a wheelchair. ILLUSION Confident, brightly and colorfully dressed man or woman wearing rainbow-colored, feathered clothing, a rainbow-colored eye mask, and three necklaces: one red, one yellow, one blue. COMPUTER Person in black with his/her face hidden, standing by the upstage curtain. Should speak in a soothing voice. NARRATOR Well-dressed man or woman with dark makeup on face to disguise features. Setting A lonely, dark apartment in a polluted city. A window frame showing a polluted sky filled with tall buildings is set against the upstage curtain. A futuristic computer with a screen showing random numbers, letters, and symbols sits on a side table next to the wheelchair in which rests MR. BRITE. The stage is bare but for these items. All events take place over the course of a few hours sometime in the future. Act One The lights are very dim and remain so throughout ACT I. The actor who plays COMPUTER stands in the upstage left corner, barely visible. NARRATOR circles the stage broodingly. MR. BRITE is asleep in his wheelchair. NARRATOR ( Ominously, slowly ) Mr. Brite is a man like any other man in this Artificial Age. His robotic exoskeleton, which encases his entire body but for his head, keeps him alive and moves his body to push his wheelchair. His computer reads his thoughts and, in turn, controls his exoskeleton. He need not move. He need not speak. (Sighs heavily) Mr. Brite’s is a silent world indeed. Always alone. You will hear his thoughts and the computer’s responses, but remember that they are not actually speaking aloud. (Pause) Only one thing sets Mr. Brite apart from others in the Artificial Age—he is dissatisfied. Life is easy; no one has any worries or concerns or anxieties. But Mr. Brite wonders: “What is my purpose? What lies beyond my door?” He wants to know. NARRATOR leaves us with that to contemplate. Then COMPUTER’s “thoughts” to MR. BRITE break the silence. COMPUTER Sir? Sir! Are you awake? BRITE groans and lifts his head blearily. Looks at COMPUTER’s screen, annoyed. MR. BRITE (Groggily) I am now. What is it? COMPUTER You’ve been asleep for so long. I was worried. With your illness and everything, I thought . . . MR. BRITE Dissatisfaction. Not illness, Computer. I’m dissatisfied. You perpetuate my condition. If you’d just let me go outside . . . COMPUTER (Calmly) No, sir, you can’t go outside. The air is filthy and you’ll die. MR. BRITE (With begrudging resignation) You’re right, I suppose. But it is you and the other technologies that release gasses and make the air this way in the first place. COMPUTER (Cogently, with satisfaction) But I control your exoskeleton. You need me. MR. BRITE (Sighing) I need you. (Pause) Computer? COMPUTER Yes? MR. BRITE Are there others like me out there? Other humans, I mean? I can’t be the only one, can I? COMPUTER Yes, sir. Billions. MR. BRITE Billions?!?! COMPUTER Billions. MR. BRITE Show me one! COMPUTER I’ve been over all of this with you so many times before, sir—I can’t show you another human. My No. 1 protocol is to keep you here, safe from harm. If you see another human, you’ll only want to determine its location and meet it, and that would be dangerous. I can’t risk it. MR. BRITE (Deflated) Very well. Have we really been over all of this before? My memory hasn’t been very good lately. COMPUTER (Exasperatedly) Yes. We have discussed it almost to death, sir. And my protocol does not allow for your death, sir. There is a moment of silence. MR. BRITE (Yawning) I’m tired. I’d like to go back to sleep. Don’t wake me for another 13 hours. COMPUTER Very well, sir. It shall be so. NARRATOR Thus is the plight of Mr. Brite, and all men and women in this Artificial Age. They deserve to leave, to escape, to be free, but their Computers force them to stay. Undoubtedly this makes you feel bad, as it should, but fear not. Things are soon to change. Lights dim. End of Act One. Act Two The lights come up slightly brighter than in Act One. MR. BRITE is still asleep when ILLUSION enters stage right, looks at the audience with a playful smile, and “shushes” them with a finger to its lips. Then it creeps up on MR. BRITE’s wheelchair from behind and taps him on the shoulder. MR. BRITE Agh! ILLUSION Hello, Mr. Brite MR. BRITE What-what-what’s going on? (Looks around and sees ILLUSION) Who are you?! ILLUSION I am a dream. Or perhaps I am a spirit, a hallucination, a phantasm, a trick of the light. Perhaps I am a delusion or a deception. Perhaps I am imagined. Perhaps I am real. Consider me a vision. I am much like you and your kind, am I not? Whatever I may be, I would prefer you call me “Illusion.” MR. BRITE I-I don’t understand. What’s going on?! ILLUSION The world is wasting away—that’s what’s going on. The people need a hero. Humans weren’t always controlled by computers, you know. MR. BRITE Controlled by computers? What are you talking about? I control Computer. ILLUSION (Dismissively) Yeah, yeah. Anywho . . . you’re dissatisfied. So I’m here to help. Perhaps I was “sent.” Perhaps I’m a figment of your dormant mind sorting things out. You be the judge. No matter what, I need to give you some “I and I”—Intelligence and Inspiration. With those as your tools, you can save humanity from degrading into useless lumps of flesh. Already your computer controls your movements. What’s next? Your mind? MR. BRITE But I control Computer! ILLUSION (Sighing) Let’s get some things straight. First off, the computer does control you. It withholds information that you could use to leave